Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.
All posts tagged
advice
-
June 7, 2012How Not to Write a Screenplay
-
May 21, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: End-of-Year Teacher Giftology: The Complete Guide
-
May 17, 2012List: Three Steps for Exciting Storytelling
-
May 15, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On the Four Components of a Child’s Psyche; Plus: a Business Proposal and an Open Call
-
December 7, 2011So You Want to Impress Important People?
-
August 12, 2011Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Beat the Heat
-
June 1, 2011Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Column 13: Abandoning Your Family
-
February 8, 2011Introducing Donald
-
January 18, 2011Great Uncle Pappy’s Expert Advice About Women
-
October 14, 2010Writing Your First Novel Should Happen Only After You’ve Written a Tome On Business Strategy
Trending 🔥
-
July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
-
May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
-
May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
-
May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
Recently
-
May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
-
May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
-
May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
-
May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell