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All posts tagged
amusement-parks
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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February 2, 2016Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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April 20, 2011Franz Kafka at Six Flags
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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January 7, 2010A Comparative Study in Theme Park Attractions: Mexico’s Chichén Itzá Ruins vs. Disney World’s Magic Kingdom
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones