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amusement-parks
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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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May 6, 2020Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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February 2, 2016Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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April 20, 2011Franz Kafka at Six Flags
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July 1, 2010Thrill Ride Alternatives for the Anxious
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February 4, 2010Marijuana or Roller Coaster?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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