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assholes

January 22, 2021

Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat

by Heather Osterman-Davis
February 24, 2020

I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole

by Teddy Wayne
January 27, 2020

A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House

by Riane Konc
July 2, 2018

“We’re Assholes”: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Announces the Trump Doctrine from the White House Briefing Room

by John Warner

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May 9, 2025

Unsung Heroes of Motherhood

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
May 8, 2025

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy

by Anaïs Godard
May 9, 2025

Chicago Pope’s First Changes

by Stephen Ruddy
May 6, 2025

Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure

by Ryan Weber

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May 19, 2025

I’m a Trump-Loving Springsteen Fanatic, and the Cognitive Dissonance Is Finally Catching Up with Me

by Lisa Borders
May 19, 2025

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

by Amanda Bachman
May 19, 2025

Young Lady, Those Shorts Are Too Long

by Audrey Burges
May 16, 2025

An Open Letter to My Dead Mother about the New Pope with the MAGA Brother

by S.M. Strand

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