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All posts tagged
babysitting
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January 13, 2016Jamie and Jeff’s Note to the Babysitter
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December 7, 2015Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Babysit
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May 27, 2015Our Wonderful Babysitter is Available!
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September 10, 2014Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
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February 17, 2011Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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January 10, 2008Instructions for the Proper Care and Feeding of the Chosen One
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August 22, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Evenings and Weekends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax