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August 22, 2006

Jokes by Brian Beatty

Evenings and Weekends

by Brian Beatty

No need to get into all the gory details here. Let’s just say I don’t baby-sit anymore.

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List: Butterfly Snaps

by Andrew Smales
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Christopher Hitchens Visits St. Margaret’s School For Young Women, Where He Discovers Little Girls Aren’t Funny, Either

by Kate Kershner
March 16, 2006

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wildlife Preserves

by Brian Beatty
March 13, 2006

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Baby News!

by Brian Beatty

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith

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