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All posts tagged
back-to-school
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September 6, 2022A Teacher’s Second Week of Classes Checklist
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 29, 2018Back to School Buying Guide: iPad vs. Chromebook vs. Unrelenting Despair
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August 27, 2018Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
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August 28, 2017How to De-Feralize Your Children for Back-to-School
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August 24, 2017An English Teacher’s Last Ten Days of Summer
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November 3, 2000My Children Will Pay For This Someday
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference