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All posts tagged

bags

June 12, 2019

Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette

by Ali Kelley and Ali Solomon
March 9, 2017

Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head

by Jane Garfinkel
March 8, 2006

Things I Could Have Said When the Strap on My Israeli Paratrooper Bag Broke If I’d Known the Outcome of Whichever War It Was Used In

by Greg Boose

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 29, 2022

Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core

by McKayley Gourley
June 29, 2022

First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes

by Louie Aronowitz and Patrick Coyne
June 29, 2022

We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis