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All posts tagged
bags
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June 12, 2019Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette
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March 9, 2017Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head
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March 8, 2006Things I Could Have Said When the Strap on My Israeli Paratrooper Bag Broke If I’d Known the Outcome of Whichever War It Was Used In
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 29, 2020Anybody Know the Combo That Makes Biden Perform a Fatality?
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September 29, 2020I Went to Necromancy School With Zonomaw the Facerender, and Liberals Have Nothing to Fear About Her Joining the Supreme Court
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September 29, 2020
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September 29, 2020I’m You In An Alternative 2020 and Even Though There’s No Pandemic, You’re Still Depressed, Plus There’s This Huge Komodo Dragon Problem