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baseball
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June 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
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May 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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October 22, 2010After You Hit a Home Run: A Guide for Major League Baseball Players
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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September 28, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 4: Saturday Night with the Nationals
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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April 6, 2009A-Rod on Opening Day
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!