McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
baseball
-
June 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
-
May 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama
-
April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
-
January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
-
October 22, 2010After You Hit a Home Run: A Guide for Major League Baseball Players
-
April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
-
November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
-
September 28, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 4: Saturday Night with the Nationals
-
July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
-
April 6, 2009A-Rod on Opening Day
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
April 30, 2025Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos
-
April 30, 2025This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space
-
April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
-
April 29, 2025We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families