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baseball
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October 22, 2010After You Hit a Home Run: A Guide for Major League Baseball Players
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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September 28, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 4: Saturday Night with the Nationals
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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April 6, 2009A-Rod on Opening Day
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June 26, 2008Letters From an Earth Ball, To Or Concerning Sean Hannity: Thrown For a Curve: The Earth Ball Gets an Earful and an Eyeful, and Not Just of Sean Hannity
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May 27, 2008How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Kansas City Royals
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May 12, 2008Yogi Berra Is Deeper Than You Thought
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February 15, 2008Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax