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baseball
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May 23, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: How the Chicago Cubs Can Reelect Obama
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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October 22, 2010After You Hit a Home Run: A Guide for Major League Baseball Players
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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September 28, 2009Dispatches From the Capital: Dispatch 4: Saturday Night with the Nationals
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July 13, 2009The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee
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April 6, 2009A-Rod on Opening Day
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June 26, 2008Letters From an Earth Ball, To Or Concerning Sean Hannity: Thrown For a Curve: The Earth Ball Gets an Earful and an Eyeful, and Not Just of Sean Hannity
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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