“Only losers—probably Presbyterians or their fellow Calvinists—find religious services that go after brunch palatable.”

My boss, a backsliding Catholic, explains why the 7:30 Mass is superior to any Protestant gathering. Also, a mnemonic for the stadiums that have been home to the Cincinnati Reds (Old League Park, Palace of the Fans, Crosley Field, Riverfront Stadium, The Great American Ball Park).