My boss, a backsliding Catholic, explains why the 7:30 Mass is superior to any Protestant gathering. Also, a mnemonic for the stadiums that have been home to the Cincinnati Reds (Old League Park, Palace of the Fans, Crosley Field, Riverfront Stadium, The Great American Ball Park).
August 10, 2012
“Only losers—probably Presbyterians or their fellow Calvinists—find religious services that go after brunch palatable.”
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