My boss, a backsliding Catholic, explains why the 7:30 Mass is superior to any Protestant gathering. Also, a mnemonic for the stadiums that have been home to the Cincinnati Reds (Old League Park, Palace of the Fans, Crosley Field, Riverfront Stadium, The Great American Ball Park).
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