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    Overachieving Beers
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    The Allegory of the Beer Cave
    by Craig Klein
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    Brews to Accessorize the Modern Hipster
    by Kevin Scheitrum
  • May 30, 2006
    Sestina: Sestina With Clementines, Beer, and Guitar
    by Christopher Louvet
  • September 1, 2004
    Lines Not Used in Coors Light’s “Accomplishments” Advertising Campaign
    by Kevin Cahillane
  • July 27, 2004
    Levels of the Mercalli Scale of Seismic Intensity Whose Descriptions Roughly Approximate the Effects of Consuming a Commensurate Number of Beers
    by Mike Johns
  • October 20, 1999
    Less Popular Bars
    by Stuart Wade
  • August 13, 1999
    Reviews of Bands My Friends Are In
    by Kevin Guilfoile
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