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All posts tagged
beer
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July 14, 2015Advanced Drinking Aphorisms
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October 9, 2014Home-Brewed Beers Customers Have Brought Into My Shop Renamed By Actual Taste and Appearance
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April 24, 2013Welcome to My Nanobrewery!
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December 19, 2011Holiday Beers
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June 23, 2011Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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December 14, 2010The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
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November 9, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Berenstain Bears Learn About Young-Nasty Bear’s Sex Life. Berenstain Bears: Are You A Communist?
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September 24, 2010Animal House
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March 19, 2010The First Draft of My New Bud Light Commercial
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March 10, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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