body-parts

I’m Going to Replace My Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God

I Dance Like I Have Two Left Feet

List: Fourteen Nipple Synonyms for Romance Novelists

Monologue: A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra

Van Gogh’s Ears

List: Things That Are Just Barely Thicker Than Peter Gallagher’s Eyebrows

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Dead Joints in My Feet

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Fake Boobs My Husband Bought His Ex Girlfriend

List: Sensations I Would Have Gladly Endured for a Full Thirty Minutes in Lieu of the Eight Months of Constant Discomfort Resulting from a Pinched Sciatic Nerve (the Longest Nerve in the Body)

List: Things I Have Had in My Nose, and If They Got There Intentionally or Accidentally