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October 29, 2009

Fourteen Nipple Synonyms for Romance Novelists

by Noah F. Grossman

Squish Rivet
Derma Dumpling
Moxie Knob
Gristle Missile
Breast Confession
Thrum Plum
Ogle Toggle
Mutton Button
Mammary Monocle
Suckle Knuckle
Warble Marble
Nerve Knot
Sirloin Coin
Gob Cog

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