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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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May 9, 2019You Ladies Can Get an Abortion Whenever You Need, So Long As It’s Within the Next Three Seconds
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April 28, 2025I’m Tommy Westphall from the Beloved 1980s Hospital Drama St. Elsewhere, and I Want RFK Jr. the Fuck Out of My Snow Globe
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April 27, 2025Donald Trump or Violet Beauregarde?
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April 25, 2025The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees