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brian-kemp
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March 29, 2021I Support Restrictions on Constitutional Rights If They Prevent Something Dangerous from Happening, Like Too Many Black People Voting
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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May 9, 2019You Ladies Can Get an Abortion Whenever You Need, So Long As It’s Within the Next Three Seconds
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax