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All posts tagged
bruce-springsteen
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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June 5, 2018Monologue: I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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October 27, 2016List: If Bruce Springsteen Wrote About Adjuncts
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May 11, 2015List: Alternative Health Establishments That Should Be Opened by Characters from Bruce Springsteen Songs
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July 25, 2013Free Human Bruce Springsteen Concert
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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September 1, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick
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November 18, 2005List: Bruce Springsteen Songs, If the Title More Accurately Reflected the Subject Matter
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April 10, 2002Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Bruce Springsteen
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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