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careers
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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November 26, 2018An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey
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August 13, 2018Let Us Help You Kill Your Loved Ones’ Impractical and Unattainable Dreams
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May 14, 2018Life is Great Now That I’ve Quit My Job and Pinned Myself Under This Enormous Boulder
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May 11, 2018A New Mom’s Honest LinkedIn Profile
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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February 5, 2014Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé
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January 20, 2012Things Liberal Arts Graduates Never Like Hearing
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April 8, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 10: Leap Year
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March 9, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 9: The Balloon Bottom Epoch
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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