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careers

January 16, 2019

List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career

by Kathy Lynch
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
November 26, 2018

List: An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey

by Claire Friedman
August 13, 2018

Let Us Help You Kill Your Loved Ones’ Impractical and Unattainable Dreams

by Connor Whitley
May 14, 2018

Life is Great Now That I’ve Quit My Job and Pinned Myself Under This Enormous Boulder

by Knowlton Bourne
May 11, 2018

A New Mom’s Honest LinkedIn Profile

by Juno DeMelo
April 24, 2018

I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career

by Eddie Small
February 5, 2014

List: Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé

by Eleni Deacon
January 20, 2012

List: Things Liberal Arts Graduates Never Like Hearing

by Rocky Rakovic
April 8, 2011

Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 10: Leap Year

by Christy Vannoy

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon