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All posts tagged
celebrities
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February 15, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 19: The Game That Was the Pride of New England
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February 10, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 18: The Rout That Got Us Back on Track
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February 1, 2007If My Parents In Spokane Submitted What They Considered Celebrity Sightings To Gawker.Com
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January 31, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 17: The Game That Begged Ecclesiastic Pondering
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January 16, 2007Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 16: The Game That Announced We Were Not to Be Messed With
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November 16, 2006Cate Blanchett Upgrades Her Cable Service
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October 18, 2006Celebrity Biographies Written By A Guy Who Cannot Distinguish Fiction From Reality
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August 2, 2006Let’s Just Get Mel Out Of Our System And Then Move On
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June 7, 2006Commencement Speech, Whitney Houston, East Southern University, June 9, 2006
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April 26, 2006Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 15: The Game We Won’t Be Able to Get Out of Our Minds
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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