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May 14, 2004Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Ideal Roster of an American League Baseball Team Composed Only of Famous Davids Without Obvious Athletic Ability
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April 21, 2004Sestina: Cowboys
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December 6, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Sara Willkomm, President of a Michael Ian Black Fan Club
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November 14, 2003“Have You Ever Eaten a Baby?”
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November 12, 2003List: People I’d Have Sex with to Avoid “Dialing Down the Middle” with Carrot Top, As Revealed by a Recent Game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With?”
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October 22, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Chain Chain Chain
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September 19, 2003Some People Do Not Like Celebrities
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September 17, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Gubernatorialyssa Milano
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August 25, 2003
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than You -
August 11, 2003“10 More Things I Wish I’d Known Before I Went Out Into the Real World — The Real World, That is, As Experienced by a Kennedy Who Married Arnold Schwarzenegger,” By Maria Shriver
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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