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All posts tagged
celebrities
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December 9, 2010List: Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
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September 30, 2010List: Celebrity Hurricane Names
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March 11, 2010List: Liberal Arts College or Celebrity Baby Name?
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December 10, 2009Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Befriend a Celebrity
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March 13, 2009List: Academic Monographs by Stars of the 1980s
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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February 2, 2009Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Do a Celebrity Impression
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April 5, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 29: The Game That Sunk Us Into a Paxil-Defying Funk
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March 19, 2008Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 28: The Game That Made Us Think That Things Were Bad but Hadn’t Hit Rock Bottom
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March 11, 2008“Page Six” Gets Extremely Personal
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?