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children-s-films
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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November 22, 2021Coming Soon from the Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe
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July 16, 2021A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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June 29, 2020The Brave Little Toaster’s Radical Manifesto
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July 24, 2015Workplace Features of a Super-Fun Tech Start-Up, and Also Pee-wee’s Playhouse
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July 18, 2008Children’s-Film Sequels as Imagined by Famous Directors
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp