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All posts tagged
children-s-films
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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November 22, 2021Coming Soon from the Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe
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July 16, 2021A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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June 29, 2020The Brave Little Toaster’s Radical Manifesto
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July 24, 2015Workplace Features of a Super-Fun Tech Start-Up, and Also Pee-wee’s Playhouse
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July 18, 2008Children’s-Film Sequels as Imagined by Famous Directors
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs