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children
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January 9, 2009Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country: Kids’ Letters to President Obama: Installment One
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July 17, 2008New York’s Best Child Doctors
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June 5, 2008None of My Science Piñatas Are Appropriate for Children
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April 24, 2008Categories I’d Be Sure to Win In on the Show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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February 5, 2008Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
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January 11, 2008The 4-Year-Old Finds Religion
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January 10, 2008Instructions for the Proper Care and Feeding of the Chosen One
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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October 18, 2007A Letter From The U.S. Secretary Of Education Regarding The Birth Of Your First Child
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