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children
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October 11, 2007Horror Movies for Kids
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July 23, 2007How I Envisioned My Adult Workweek When I Was 6 Years Old
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June 19, 2007Thomas the NJ Transit Train
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May 30, 2007Accounts of My More Notable Childhood Street Fights, Written Not By Me But by Totally Unbiased Eyewitnesses
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February 12, 2007Pretending To Be Her Daughter, Mrs. Epstein E Mails 5-Year-Old Katie Schuster About A Play Date
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January 19, 2007The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal
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December 18, 2006Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006
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November 16, 2006Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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October 12, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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August 18, 2006Silly Things My 3-Year-Old Said That I’m Certain the Rest of the World Would Find Sweet and Cute
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