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children
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March 4, 2004The Giant’s Son
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February 26, 2004Sestina: Get To School (A Sestina)
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November 4, 2003An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car
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September 9, 2003The Screenwriter’s Vacation
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February 11, 2003What I Found in My Two-Year-Old Son’s Playroom
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August 8, 2002Surely Some Revelation
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June 26, 2002Actual Conversation with Roberta, Nine-Years-Old
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May 8, 2002Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
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April 29, 2002My Unabridged Vocabulary at Thirteen Months, Which, Unhappily, Foreshadows the Next 302
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February 26, 2002Baby Names for an Expected Sister Suggested by Nathaniel Watson, Age Six
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