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    The Five Boys Who Will Take You for Granted in College
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  • January 13, 2017
    I Will Not Be Able to Complete the Assignment Because We Live In a Post-Truth Society
    by Kyra Baldwin
  • January 10, 2017
    I’m Worried My Language Arts Students Have Noticed That The Only Book I’ve Actually Read is The Hunger Games
    by Ryan Scott Morris
  • January 4, 2017
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  • December 5, 2016
    10 Reasons You Damn Well Better Staple That Short Story You Just Handed In
    by Christine Rice
  • November 2, 2016
    Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
    by Wayne Gladstone
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