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All posts tagged
colleges
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost