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All posts tagged
colleges
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation