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colleges
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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June 8, 2022Feeling Wistful as My Daughter Moves on to College Active-Shooter Drills
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 23, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Knows That Immigrants Are America’s Strength
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore