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All posts tagged
colleges
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August 19, 2020Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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March 1, 2019Signs You May Work for a Failing College
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September 5, 2018In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
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September 4, 2015College in Ohio or Knight of the Round Table?