colleges

Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment

“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day

Signs You May Work for a Failing College

In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide

College in Ohio or Knight of the Round Table?