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colleges
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 28, 2020Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition
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August 25, 2020This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening