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Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition

This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID

Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening

Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment

“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position

A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day