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commencement-speeches

April 22, 2024

If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates

by Marcie Alvis Walker
May 17, 2023

Academic Regalia, Explained

by Talia Argondezzi
May 17, 2022

Woodmont College Commencement FAQ

by Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
May 5, 2020

An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020

by Linnea Cooley
May 25, 2017

Welcome to Your Graduate School Graduation

by Jason Hayes
May 12, 2017

Commencement Speech Index

by Gary M. Almeter
June 11, 2015

The Valedictorian of a For-Profit Online University Addresses the Graduating Class

by Alex Edelman and Annie Wyman
June 3, 2008

A Word to the Graduates

by David Holub
February 28, 2007

An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence

by Alex Kane
January 9, 2007

Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School

by Andrew Tan

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