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All posts tagged
commencement-speeches
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April 22, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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May 25, 2017Welcome to Your Graduate School Graduation
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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June 11, 2015The Valedictorian of a For-Profit Online University Addresses the Graduating Class
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June 3, 2008A Word to the Graduates
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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January 9, 2007Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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