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All posts tagged
complaints
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July 23, 2018The Ancient Rite of Complaining About How Busy You Are With Work
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December 8, 2017List: My Breasts’ List of Grievances Against The Baby
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December 18, 2015My Millennial Neighbor’s Bright Future is Posing a Health Risk
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September 4, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to Bands That Invite Audiences to Sing Portions of Their Songs at Live Shows
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March 4, 2015Monologue: Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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December 10, 2013Whine Reviews
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July 16, 2012Monologue: I am Young, Vapid, and Want to Complain
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July 13, 2009Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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March 12, 2008Eleven Grievances
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October 9, 2007How I’d Communicate My Feelings About Starbucks’ Wi Fi Policy If I Were A Soap Opera Writer, A Hollywood Screenwriter, A Sci Fi Writer, A Playwright, Or An E Mail Writer
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell