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February 9, 2017I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live
March 2, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Condiment Power Rankings, Week 6
November 2, 2010Diversity In the News: Column 2: Kwatchoo Call Corn
October 26, 2010A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory
August 13, 2010An Open Letter to Parkay
January 28, 2004Food, Drink, and Condiment Names That May Also Serve as Names of Ecdysiasts and/or Adult Film Stars