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You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival

Monologue: Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!

The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney

Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition

The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”

Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted

List: Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar

Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case

List: Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …