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All posts tagged
court
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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August 5, 2016Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!
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August 5, 2015The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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June 21, 2010The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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May 8, 2008Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar
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November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
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December 4, 2003Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
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May 13, 1999Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans