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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …

The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”

List: Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself

List: Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar

Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case

Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition

The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney

Monologue: Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!