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All posts tagged
court
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July 10, 2020Jury Deliberations In a Highly Contentious Murder Trial or Potty Training a Toddler?
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May 14, 2020United States v. Barack Hussein Obama: The Obamagate Indictment
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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August 5, 2016Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!
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August 5, 2015The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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June 21, 2010The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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May 8, 2008Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar
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November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case