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    Jury Deliberations In a Highly Contentious Murder Trial or Potty Training a Toddler?
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  • May 14, 2020
    United States v. Barack Hussein Obama: The Obamagate Indictment
    by Janice Rosenblum
  • April 18, 2019
    You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
    by Colin St. John
  • August 5, 2016
    Objection, Your Honor! It’s Time For My Moving, Heartfelt Closing Speech in This Movie About a Trial!
    by Joe Luther
  • August 5, 2015
    The Jury Requests Another Day to Deliberate—Not Just to Keep Hanging Out With Paul McCartney
    by Keaton Patti
  • August 26, 2011
    An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
    by Eric Ritigstein
  • June 21, 2010
    The State of California v. Mr. Miyagi, Regarding Daniel LaRusso, aka, “Daniel-San,” aka, the Orginal “Karate Kid.”
    by Shane E. Ryan
  • May 3, 2010
    This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
    by Jeremy Pippenger
  • May 8, 2008
    Court Cases With Which I Am Familiar
    by Hudson Hongo
  • November 13, 2007
    An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
    by Teddy Wayne
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