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crime
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March 8, 2004Sestina: She Used a Funnel
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October 15, 2002Actual Security Incidents at Queen’s University
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April 16, 2002Murder Techniques Offered by the Killer-for-Hire in AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap.”
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February 26, 2002Actual Police Calls from Fayetteville, Arkansas, as Reported by the Fayetteville Police Department
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October 29, 2000Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VI
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January 21, 2000Things I Have Stolen From My Friends and Family
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