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All posts tagged
crime
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July 20, 2011This Standoff Has Gone On Long Enough
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack