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    Recovered Scenes From the Tragedy Plaxico by William Shakespeare
    by Shane Ryan
  • August 8, 2008
    An Open Letter to the Burglar of 244 Wicker Avenue
    by Liz
  • April 8, 2008
    Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists
    by Matthew Summers-Sparks
  • March 31, 2008
    Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 5: I Surrender Like My Name Is Pierre
    by Rob Jacklosky
  • February 27, 2008
    Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
    by Pasha Malla
  • April 6, 2006
    John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Concerning, Jon Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead or Alive
    by John Moe
  • December 9, 2005
    Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
    by Owain Brimfield
  • January 4, 2005
    An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
    by Laura C. Winther
  • October 20, 2004
    The Search Continues: Places Where O.J. Simpson Has Not Found the Killer
    by Dan Kennedy
  • May 20, 2004
    Nonviolent Philosophy for the Philosophically Violent
    by Monica Padrick
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