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All posts tagged
crime
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March 30, 2009Executives-Only Version of Recent AIG Security Memorandum
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March 13, 2009List: Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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December 22, 2008Recovered Scenes From the Tragedy Plaxico by William Shakespeare
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August 8, 2008Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Burglar of 244 Wicker Avenue
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April 8, 2008Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists
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March 31, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 5: I Surrender Like My Name Is Pierre
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February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
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April 6, 2006John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Concerning, Jon Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead or Alive
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December 9, 2005List: Selected Comments From a British Web Discussion Forum Entitled “Protecting Your Home From Criminals—How Far Would You Go?”
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January 4, 2005Open Letters: An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez