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All posts tagged
crime
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January 20, 2010A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to his Cellmate How He Landed in Whatcom Co. Jail
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November 12, 2009Dispatches From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 4: Crime on the Rez
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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March 30, 2009Executives-Only Version of Recent AIG Security Memorandum
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March 13, 2009Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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December 22, 2008Recovered Scenes From the Tragedy Plaxico by William Shakespeare
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August 8, 2008An Open Letter to the Burglar of 244 Wicker Avenue
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April 8, 2008Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists
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March 31, 2008Dispatches From the Napoleonic Wars at the Met: Dispatch 5: I Surrender Like My Name Is Pierre
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February 27, 2008Great Mugging Escapes—No. 204: The War on Terror
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director