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All posts tagged
crime
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October 2, 2020Law & Order: Decentralized Militia Unit
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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March 11, 2020A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 18, 2019Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine