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crime
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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July 20, 2011This Standoff Has Gone On Long Enough
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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May 3, 2010Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018An Obituary for the Weekend
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”