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All posts tagged
crime
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 18, 2019Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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January 18, 2019So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal
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September 7, 2018I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
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May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
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March 30, 2017Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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