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crime
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December 18, 2014Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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December 11, 2014I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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October 10, 2014An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
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September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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July 20, 2011This Standoff Has Gone On Long Enough
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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