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All posts tagged
crime
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March 11, 2020A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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August 29, 2019Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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July 18, 2019Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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April 18, 2019You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
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January 18, 2019So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal
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September 7, 2018I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 10, 2025A Note from the Contractor Working on Robert Plant’s Ambitious Home Remodeling Project
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms