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All posts tagged
crime
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September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
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September 3, 2014I Only Use My Smartphone for Work, Email, and Embezzling Money from a Small Charity Organization
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April 24, 2014I’m Sick of Being Blackmailed Into Playing Bass for Your Band
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September 20, 2013Our Killer Appears to Be a Millennial
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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July 20, 2011This Standoff Has Gone On Long Enough
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore