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July 18, 2019

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Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape

by Elissa Bassist

Failing to predict an earthquake

Licking ice cream for a viral internet challenge

Turning in your abusive husband’s guns to the police

Sending your own nude selfie as a teen

Sexting as a teen

Spraying perfume on yourself after being bullied for smelling

Driving

Wearing pants

Snatching signs from pro-life activists

Protesting U.S. concentration camps

Helping migrants

Giving food to migrants

Giving water to migrants

Getting shot in the stomach and having a miscarriage

Delivering a stillborn baby

Performing an abortion

Allegedly attempting a home abortion after being raped

Reporting rape

Reporting gang rape

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