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April 30, 2025This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space
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April 21, 2025This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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April 8, 2024I Am Batman, and I Will Restore Order to Gotham by Pulverizing a Man Robbing a Convenience Store to Feed His Starving Family
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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August 2, 2023I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening
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June 9, 2023HELP PROVE I’M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY
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May 11, 2023This Counterfeiting Ring Needs to Make Some Changes
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March 31, 2023Trump Indictment Quiz
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