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    This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space
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    by Talia Argondezzi
  • February 4, 2025
    If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
    by Daniel O’Brien
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    Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
    by Jonathan Weisberg
  • April 8, 2024
    I Am Batman, and I Will Restore Order to Gotham by Pulverizing a Man Robbing a Convenience Store to Feed His Starving Family
    by Forest Abruzzo
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    Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
    by Sarah Rosenshine
  • August 2, 2023
    I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening
    by Gary M. Almeter
  • June 9, 2023
    HELP PROVE I’M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY
    by Eli Grober
  • May 11, 2023
    This Counterfeiting Ring Needs to Make Some Changes
    by Evan Waite and River Clegg
  • March 31, 2023
    Trump Indictment Quiz
    by Devorah Blachor
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