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crime
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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April 19, 2021Pennywise Responds to Allegations of Improper Conduct
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 3, 2020Even Though We Have Done Nothing Wrong, I, Vito Corleone, Am Pardoning My Entire Family
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October 2, 2020Law & Order: Decentralized Militia Unit
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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