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February 11, 2022The Totally Normal and Perfectly Legal Ways We Stored Official White House Documents
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January 27, 2022Bombshell Report on One of the Many Ongoing Trump Investigations Mad Libs
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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April 19, 2021Pennywise Responds to Allegations of Improper Conduct
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 4, 2021Please, Sir, I Want 11,780 More Votes
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December 3, 2020Even Though We Have Done Nothing Wrong, I, Vito Corleone, Am Pardoning My Entire Family
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