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All posts tagged
crime
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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May 3, 2010Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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January 29, 2010Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist
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January 20, 2010A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to his Cellmate How He Landed in Whatcom Co. Jail