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All posts tagged
crime
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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May 3, 2010Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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January 29, 2010Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist
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January 20, 2010A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to his Cellmate How He Landed in Whatcom Co. Jail
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November 12, 2009Dispatches From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 4: Crime on the Rez
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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March 30, 2009Executives-Only Version of Recent AIG Security Memorandum
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?