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All posts tagged
crime
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May 3, 2010Monologue: This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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January 29, 2010Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist
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January 20, 2010A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to his Cellmate How He Landed in Whatcom Co. Jail
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November 12, 2009Dispatches From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 4: Crime on the Rez
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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March 30, 2009Executives-Only Version of Recent AIG Security Memorandum
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March 13, 2009List: Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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March 21, 2019List: What Happens If You Say “Thank You” to Someone Who Wasn’t Complimenting You