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crime
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January 18, 2019So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal
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September 7, 2018I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
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May 8, 2018I Am Al Capone’s Wife and I’d Like to Unveil My New Platform to Combat Organized Crime Among Children
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March 30, 2017Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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August 25, 2016Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity From Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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May 5, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Gina Comes Back
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April 29, 2016Women Who Should Be Pretty Pissed Off: Mary Blandy: The O.J. Simpson of the 18th Century
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January 19, 2016Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Raven Challenges James to Come Outside
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January 11, 201610 Making a Murderer References Cut From the Season Premiere of The Bachelor
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