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All posts tagged
crime
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May 19, 2011Pop Music Police Blotter
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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August 26, 2010Accompanist Needed
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August 4, 2010A Very Special Home Invasion
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June 6, 2010Thank You So Much for House Sitting!
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May 3, 2010This Really Nice Suit is Going to Get Me Acquitted
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March 11, 2010This is a Bank Robbery
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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February 11, 2010Good Cop, Other Cops
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January 29, 2010Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Heist
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose