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All posts tagged
dieting
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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February 8, 2018I’m Not on a Diet, I’m Fasting
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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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February 1, 2017List: 5 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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December 21, 2016List: 7 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party
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January 7, 2016Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Detox
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November 13, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to Paleo Diet Enthusiasts
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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