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dinosaurs

May 6, 2020

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park

by Carlos Greaves
September 24, 2019

Diary of a Prehistoric Insect

by Jeremiah Budin
November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake
July 8, 2014

And God Said, “Let There Be Dinosaurs!”

by Sam Weiner
December 9, 2013

Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest

by Jeremiah Tucker
November 1, 2013

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises

by Jesse Eisenberg
September 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”

by Kent Woodyard
August 20, 2008

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 17: On Wildness

by Oronte Churm
June 13, 2000

But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Three

by Joshuah Bearman
June 9, 2000

But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Two

by Joshuah Bearman

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October 23, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa

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October 23, 2020

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One

by Maura Quint
October 23, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 23, 2020

Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court

by Charlie Dektar
October 23, 2020

For the Voter Who Can’t Decide Between Joe Biden and a Third-Party Candidate Who Much More Accurately Represents Their Values and Desires for This Country and the World

by Myq Kaplan