In the Jurassic Park Director’s Cut, Sam Neill’s character expounds on his theory that the T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Also, a mnemonic for the definition of the word ‘filibuster’ (“the use of extreme dilatory tactics in an attempt to delay or prevent action especially during a legislative assembly”).
September 26, 2012
“Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”
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