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November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake
September 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”

by Kent Woodyard

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
August 25, 2016

I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class

by Robin Lee Mozer
August 19, 2019

Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor

by Tom Russell

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August 23, 2019

We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious

by Chandler Dean
August 23, 2019

List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off

by Michael Kleber-Diggs
August 23, 2019

Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak

by David Bradley Isenberg
August 23, 2019

List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes

by Jennifer Wright