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November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake
September 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”

by Kent Woodyard

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July 22, 2016

List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?

by Amber Karlins
October 1, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr
September 23, 2019

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 4, 2019

Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing

by Johanna Gohmann

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October 14, 2019

Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide.

by Justine Cotter
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Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”

by Max Davison
October 11, 2019

List: Books You Want Your Child to Buy At the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead

by Hayley DeRoche
October 11, 2019

If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?

by Laurence Pevsner