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jurrasic-park

November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake
September 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”

by Kent Woodyard

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July 11, 2018

Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses

by Devorah Blachor
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
May 8, 2019

Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door

by Elizabeth Preston
May 13, 2019

Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?

by Caitlin Kunkel

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May 24, 2019

Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers

by Ali Solomon
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by Ginny Hogan and Eva Hill
May 24, 2019

Why Superman Sucks

by Sam Weiner
May 23, 2019

I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell

by Andrew Paul