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November 12, 2014

The Boy from Jurassic Park’s College Application Essay

by Julia Drake
September 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tyrannosaurs usually only eat dinners they’ve intentionally assaulted. A tyrannosaurus doesn’t order pre-attacked entrees. Dinosaurs aren’t like Americans.”

by Kent Woodyard

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February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
February 13, 2018

If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder

by Sarah Chevallier
January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
February 12, 2016

The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

by Kathryn Doyle

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February 18, 2020

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by Tom Russell
February 18, 2020

What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2

by Holly Theisen-Jones
February 18, 2020

I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think

by Juliana Gray
February 17, 2020

17 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation

by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço