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All posts tagged
disasters
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January 12, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 6: Disaster Happens (Hopefully Someplace Cool I’ve Never Been To)
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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May 25, 2010Three-Time NWA World Wrestling Champion Dusty Rhodes Solves the Gulf Oil Spill Crisis
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May 19, 2009E-Mail From Your Facilities Department
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February 3, 2009The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes
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February 8, 2008Recipes for Disaster
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June 8, 2007Unlikely Disasters
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April 6, 2006Sestina: Tsunami
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August 19, 2005Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash
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November 2, 2004What Not to Be in the Middle of When the Earthquake Comes
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members