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Testomania: How is Your Love Life?

by Janet Manley
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by Stephen Elliott
November 10, 2006

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #22:
Seeing the Tree for the Forest

by Walter Murch
November 2, 2006

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #21: Moral Confusion: Iraq, Munich, and Vietnam

by Donald Rumsfeld
September 8, 2005

Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Synge-Song for Osama, or The Playboy Revisited

by Timothy McSweeney

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