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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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June 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: U.S. Building Blocks of the Border Crisis
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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June 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Disturbing Our National Slumber
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June 19, 2018I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages
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June 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Poor Fiction!
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June 12, 2018Other Notable “Deals” Throughout History
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June 11, 2018A Modest Proposal: The GOP Meets to Solve the Problem of Children Separated From Their Parents
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June 6, 2018We Didn’t Mean for You to Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans
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June 5, 2018Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household